Hi, I'm Eric.
No last name.
This is as close of an
approximation of my
appearance that I can
give to you. I still
have yet to figure out
if I have a physical
existence.
It's quirky living outside of time and space.
Imagine, if you will, trying to have someone 'Doordash' food to your location.
(I really don't understand the concept of that, by the way. I mean like. . . you have places you can drive to. You'd be surprised how much of a luxury that can be. Why pay for someone else to do it for you?)
How would you tell them to get to you if the only walkable area IS your house? Like I said, it's quirky. Sometimes deeply irritating, but for now quirky.
Anyways -- I'm located at some point outside time and space. You can try to find me if you'd like. It's technically impossible but I feel it could also make for a fun challenge. I mean, I can't die. Maybe that's a significant factor.
"You're immortal?" Yes. I can hear the conversation now.
yo
