Hi, I'm Eric.
No last name.
This is as close of an
approximation of my
appearance that I can
give to you. I still
have yet to figure out
if I have a physical
existence.
It's quirky living outside of time and space.
Imagine, if you will, trying to have someone 'Doordash' food to your location.
(I really don't understand the concept of that, by the way. I mean like. . . you have places you can drive to. You'd be surprised how much of a luxury that can be. Why pay for someone else to do it for you?)
How would you tell them to get to you if the only walkable area IS your house? Like I said, it's quirky. Sometimes deeply irritating, but for now quirky.
Anyways -- I'm located at some point outside time and space. You can try to find me if you'd like. It's technically impossible but I feel it could also make for a fun challenge. I mean, I can't die. Maybe that's a significant factor.
"You're immortal?" Yes. I can hear the conversation now.
Can you tell me what it's like to
live your life as an immortal
being?
I really don't understand why this
is so interesting.
Will you try enlightening us
anyways?
...
I didn't ask to be this way. It's
not a choice I was given later in
life or whatever you might be
expecting. I'm not the first
being in all of existence. There's
not much I'm allowed to share
regarding them after----
----being one of the entities is
weird. I cannot die, age, get sick,
etc. Everything you'd expect does
not apply to me.
You cut out there.
What?
A significant portion of your feed
cut out as soon as you started to
talk about the "first being in all of
existence," as you put it. Can you
explain that?
I didn't mention any "first
beings."
I read the quote you gave not even
fifteen minutes ago. Were they the
the one to give you the immorality?
Why can't you talk about them? What
does that mean?
I am not allowed to----
----You could shoot me right now
and I wouldn't die.
I'm sorry?
Being immortal is a lot of fun. I
have to go now. Send me a copy of
the article when it's finished.
Eric stood up and left.
