So you want to blow up the world? Let's talk.

Alright. Maybe free will was a bad idea.

After my last article on this topic, I had assumed that it had gotten through enough people's heads that this outlandish idea of nuclear war
would have been put to rest. That's what the response seemed to be. But here we are in 2XXX and my “imminent civilization end”
alarms keep going off. Like, can we be adults? Is that possible? I'm not your mother. I'm literally the closest equivalent to
god you'll get. (Which by the way, those 'prayers' a lot of you do every night actually just go into my spam folder. Not that
I don't care! It's mainly that there's 8 billion humans alone, not to mention the OTHER SPECIES that also exist that I'm in
charge of.) Do you really expect me to fix your problems?

Don't get me wrong. I know how fun it can be to use deadly explosives. That doesn't give you the right to eliminate countries
for the love of the game. It really fucking doesn't-------apologies for the swear words in advance. We're not even talking about
fairness or equal opportunity or any other lame ass excuse you'll spin to get out of dealing with this issue. Your entire
currency and trading based systems aren't worth jackshit anyways. The USD? It's a piece of paper with old racist bigots on
each one for “remembrance” or something. Seeing a world currency get set in place that wasn't based on any meaningful value
was almost enough for me to run a prior backup and reset everything.

...

This is unprofessional of me.

You all are my life's work. It's a very heated topic for me because of that. I can say this much to you in the hopes that
this time it'll do something good. War changes nothing. Destroying the world won't bring back some mythical savior and
even if it did, you would not be one of the people saved no matter how hard you believe. That much I can guarantee you.

Nuclear weapons can make for great furniture but a horrific weapon. Eat one for breakfast. Don't launch it and kill
thousands of innocent civilians, starting an end to everything nuclear war that will only end when no “winners” are left.
And I know you know this because what bunker will save you? And why would you want that to be the outcome? If it's because
of your endless greed… if that's your biggest motivation… then let me give you some suggestions.

Pickle making is a better option.

Petitioning for the 26³th dimension is a better option.

Getting married to the one only to find out he's actually your sleep paralysis demon in a skin suit is a better option.

Caring about the country you are serving for is a better fucking option.

You have free will but you should also have a fucking conscience.
So there's my talk.

And I mean this:

I will reset everything in an instant and it pisses me off that every single one of you keeps testing me.